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What's up livejournal?
What's up handful of people still on here?
Here's an update:
I... am still going out with Christen. hate my job way more than you can imagine. am going to school to be a helicopter pilot. am living with my parents again. have no money. love beer. am drinking one right now, actually.
So some things haven't changed, whatever. Tell me what is going on people, the last time I posted on here was over a year and a half ago.
P.S. haha, I forgot how much my little mood guy cracks me up
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[06 Aug 2005|07:53pm] |
The Procrastinator. You scored 52 Motivation, 64 Attitude, and 66 Intelligence! | Yes, you've got some smarts and you actually care, but you just can't get your butt in gear to actually get anything done. In your case, Two outta Three IS bad.
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My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: | You scored higher than 99% on Motivation | | You scored higher than 99% on Attitude | | You scored higher than 99% on Intelligence |
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[29 Jul 2005|07:58pm] |
the Wit (73% dark, 26% spontaneous, 38% vulgar) | your humor style: CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK
You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean you're pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.
I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor takes the most effort to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.
Also, you probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais | |
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: | You scored higher than 96% on dark | | You scored higher than 3% on spontaneous | | You scored higher than 66% on vulgar |
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[13 Jul 2005|07:12pm] |
 You are elegant, withdrawn, and brilliant. Your mind is a weapon, able to solve any puzzle. You are also great at poking holes in arguments and common beliefs.
For you, comfort and calm are very important. You tend to thrive on your own and shrug off most affection. You prefer to protect your emotions and stay strong. |
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[10 Jul 2005|03:15am] |
Your Birthdate: February 3 |
Being born on the 3rd day of the month is likely to add a good bit of vitality to your life.
The energy of 3 allows you bounce back rapidly from setbacks, physical or mental.
There is a restlessness in your nature, but you seem to be able to portray an easygoing, "couldn't care less" attitude.
You have a natural ability to express yourself in public, and you always make a very good impression.
Good with words, you excel in writing, speaking, and possibly singing.
You are energetic and always a good conversationalist.
You have a keen imagination, but you tend to scatter your energies and become involved with too may superficial matters.
You are affectionate and loving, but sometimes too sensitive.
You are subject to rapid ups and downs. |
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[29 Jun 2005|06:29pm] |
im home for good
i have a girlfriend
i have a sweet car
i have a new job
i love my friends
and im home for good
life is ok
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[03 Feb 2005|05:13pm] |
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happy birthday to me im old now fuck you bye
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[28 Jan 2005|12:23pm] |
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http://www.okcupid.com/oktest The Pool Boy Random Gentle Sex Dreamer (RGSDm)
Friendly and eager. You are The Pool Boy.
A teen at heart, you anxiously move about your daily tasks, hoping, praying for a good, instant lay. You're carefree, enthusiastic, and rarely discouraged. Love is cool, but it's not for you right now. You know what is? Crotches.
You're a fun person in both big and small groups, and your friends trust and love you. Inside you, meanwhile, your lust is only growing. Imagine your beating heart sprouting pubic hair. Exactly. Try shaving that.
If you're not scoring enough--which you aren't--you should adopt new strategies. Lower your standards. Be aggressive. Pool Boys are often submissive and hope (desperately) sex will find them. Realize that passiveness will not hook the horny girls you desire. A bolder approach and sheer repetition will.
When browsing OkCupid, consider both The Dirty Little Secret and The Playstation.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe, The Priss
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[14 Nov 2004|10:01pm] |
whats up nothing fucking tight d00d
anyways i have been having a lot more fun lately (on the weekends at least). as shitty as it may sound to you i am glad i made the choice i made.
anyways i dont have much to say.
some hot babes need to come make sweet love to me soon. thats all i know.
night assholes <3
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[11 Nov 2004|09:02pm] |
new screen name: duh its kevy
everyone add it and talk to me
uh for those of you who havent heard i am not straight edge anymore. i dont want to write all about it on here, but i just figured those who dont already know should. it wasnt a big deal. it was a well thought out, conscious decision. no regrets.
if you want to know more you can ask, but like i said i dont want to make a big deal on here, being that i dont know most of you well, and im sure a lot of you dont care (or probably even knew i was straight edge in the first place)
i love you all, kevy
p.s. my cat was diagnosed with cancer and put to sleep yesterday. i hate you all again.
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[31 Oct 2004|01:15am] |
HAPPY HALLOWEEN ASSHOLES!

See if you can ever get erect again after seeing that.
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[28 Oct 2004|10:15pm] |
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i suck at updating
my cat is dying. i am really bitter. i love my cat a ton and me being on the other side of the country is shitty enough, but i will never get to see her again. the last time i saw her was this summer. and now she will be gone before i am home again. the vet doesn't know exactly what's wrong, but it will be thousands of dollars to find out and treat it, and she will probably never be the same. so my parents are going to put her to sleep when things start getting really bad. im going to miss you katie.
if you think this is stupid then you can go fucking kill yourself. or let me kill you. either way you should never have been alive in the first place. i hate everyone right now.
im lonely as hell
im going to north carolina this weekend. so i will talk to you assholes later.
eat my shit and then choke to death fuckers
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[12 Oct 2004|07:53pm] |
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as friends rust - this is me hating you |
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so whats up assholes?
i havent updated in a while so heres whats new:
- got another tattoo saturday - tattoos are now legal in SC, so expect that last update more often. - school sucks - next week is the halfway point. only three more months from next friday and im done with nuclear power school. - i miss you - and you too - in fact i miss a lot of you. - im lonely - i was kicking ass in school, but now im sucking ass. booooo - i need to see some more shows, someone tell south carolina to stop being the suck. - i am the suck too - i want it to be christmas already so i can come home (and graduate the next month) - send me presents because its "kevy is tight and you love him" week. a whole week for you shitbags to shop and send me stuff, there is no excuse if you dont do it. - i was only half serious about that last one - i am out of stuff - oh yeah i hate my truck and i want to sell it - someone buy my truck - please, buy my truck. seriously - now im really done
<3 Doofus Bone
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[11 Sep 2004|12:09am] |
im not happy right now.
sometimes i am though.
my truck is fixed as of right now. we will see if it lasts.
i need to win the lottery. but i guess that means i need to play it too. fuck that.
i wish i could get motivated enough to go to the gym and shit.
i wish people could just let other people be. my parents need to cool it, they are getting on my nerves.
i am tired of trying. i am tired of caring. i am tired.
caring was secured today because of the rain. its been decided, there is no more caring.
i am a shit bag.
i hate you all.
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[28 Aug 2004|10:36pm] |
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Fuck all of you assholes for never reading this.
My truck is dying, and it's killing me. I spent over $400 last week, on things including a new battery, alternator and getting my flat tire fixed. Plus it was towed and that was a major part of the $400. So you would think my truck would run for longer than a week, but no. Last night the battery was dead again. I jumped it tonight and everytime you took the cables off it died. So it's a shame I know absolutely jack shit about this. I already took my stereo apart and everything so that wasnt draining it anymore. I just dont know anymore. I can't afford to have it looked at. But I will just have to wait 'til I get paid this week and see what's up. I really wish I could fix it and then sell it before something else goes wrong. But it's been up for sale for a good while now and I have only had like 3 calls and none of them even came to see it. FUCK ME!
So yeah I don't even know anymore. How is everything going with you? That's good. I'm not really talking to anyone I guess. Notice my use of capital letters and punctuation. I'm not being lazy. But this stupid truck nonsense is totally dragging me down. When it runs I am happy and I love it and I don't really think about anything. But I noticed whenever my truck is deader than a doornail I start thinking about lots of shit and just making myself feel worse. I can't wait to come home again. I need some tattoos or something. That would make me feel better.
People should donate money. I have paypal, it's real easy. Hahaha, that's some funny shit.
Okay, I am going now. Everyone go die for me.
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[24 Aug 2004|04:58pm] |
my internet was broken all weekend. but its all better now!
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